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DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER:
The following disclaimer is adapted from NOPCode.com, originally written by, and used with permission from, Todd C. Wilson. This version is modified from the original which can be found at NOPCode.com.
We include it here as we think it is one of the best written disclaimers, and gets the point across.
DISCLAIMER (I MEAN IT):
This website and documentation reflects the thoughts, opinions, and ideas of myself; it does not reflect the thoughts, opinions, ideas of my company, my friends, my neighbors, my fish, my roses, my dog, or my trash. All rights reserved, all lefts reserved. This site and is subject to change without notice. Products subject to change without notice. Weather is subject to change without notice. Bits are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual software, running or hung, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Forget the dog, beware of owner. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Type hard, you are making five copies. This software is a void pointer to null where prohibited, protected, declared private, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Product is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. User assumes all liabilities. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse or inability to understand. An equal opportunity electron employer. No shirt, no shoes, no stuff. Quantities are limited while supplies last. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Falling bridge. London bridge is falling down, falling down, help, I've fallen and I can't get up. Quality may vary. Since product isn't hand-crafted, there will be slight differences in each object. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. No Parking. No Standing. No Solicitors. No Spitting. No Kidding. Post no Bills. No alcohol, cats, or small rodents. No anchovies please. Parental Advisory - explicit source code. No one under 17 admitted. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Limit one per family. No money down. No purchase necessary, unless you want something. Cache and carry. You do not need to be present to win. Odds of winning depends on how much you spend. Some assembly and C++ required. Batteries not included. Action figures sold separately. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. Ring bell for service. All models are over 18 years of age. Available in fine shoe stores everywhere. Small parts can present a choking hazard to children of parents who do not think before giving them toys. Take a number please. Product has not been tested by the FDA. Preservatives added to improve freshness. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Hard hat area. Sealed for your protection. The buss stops here. The buck stops here, too. Call before you dig. Add toner. Sanitized for your protection. Place stamp here. How about a nice game of chess? EXTERN use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your magic eight ball. Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures. Store in a cool dry place. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Use correct line voltage. If this software begins to smoke, run, do not walk, towards the nearest exit. Do not place near any magnetic source. Smoking this product may be hazardous to your health. Stop playing with that atomic pile. You are not in Kansas any more. I/O, I/O, its off to work I go. Slippery when wet. Do not exceed recommended daily allowance. For office use only. Not affiliated with the CIA. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. A proud sponsor of the local chapter of the old hackers home. Code used in this software was made from 100% recycled electrons. No left turn. No right turn. No u-turn. No outlet. No inlet. How the heck did you get here anyway? Prosecutors will be violated. No animals were used to test the runtime performance of this software. No extra salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, delete yourself immediately. If you suspect an overloaded operator, destroy immediately. Constantly volatile when exposed to static pointers. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Do you like gladiator movies? Contents under pressure. Restaurant package, not for resale. First pull up, then pull down. Call before digging. Driver does not carry cache. Auto pilot is engaged during flight. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Free software offer valid only at participating FTP sites. Slightly higher outside of the continental US. Allow 1 to 30 days for delivery. What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Motor vehicles only. Actually, I am a mouse in the middle of an incredibly complicated plot to take over the world. This disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of Bob, misuse, neglect, repair, attempted modification, bugs in the code, damage from improper installation, incorrect line voltage, cosmic rays, missing or altered serial numbers, attempting to actually use the product, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, and incidents related to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, alien attack, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, winter storm warnings, forest fire, flying squirrels, verbal assaults, military takeovers, or house arrest. Other restrictions may apply. Your mileage may vary. This software and disclaimer is copyrighted by Todd C++ Wilson. Say goodnight Gracey.
DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER:
The following disclaimer is adapted from NOPCode.com, originally written by, and used with permission from, Todd C. Wilson. This version is modified from the original which can be found at NOPCode.com.
We include it here as we think it is one of the best written disclaimers, and gets the point across.
DISCLAIMER (I MEAN IT):
This website and documentation reflects the thoughts, opinions, and ideas of myself; it does not reflect the thoughts, opinions, ideas of my company, my friends, my neighbors, my fish, my roses, my dog, or my trash. All rights reserved, all lefts reserved. This site and is subject to change without notice. Products subject to change without notice. Weather is subject to change without notice. Bits are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual software, running or hung, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Forget the dog, beware of owner. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Type hard, you are making five copies. This software is a void pointer to null where prohibited, protected, declared private, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Product is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. User assumes all liabilities. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse or inability to understand. An equal opportunity electron employer. No shirt, no shoes, no stuff. Quantities are limited while supplies last. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Falling bridge. London bridge is falling down, falling down, help, I've fallen and I can't get up. Quality may vary. Since product isn't hand-crafted, there will be slight differences in each object. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. No Parking. No Standing. No Solicitors. No Spitting. No Kidding. Post no Bills. No alcohol, cats, or small rodents. No anchovies please. Parental Advisory - explicit source code. No one under 17 admitted. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Limit one per family. No money down. No purchase necessary, unless you want something. Cache and carry. You do not need to be present to win. Odds of winning depends on how much you spend. Some assembly and C++ required. Batteries not included. Action figures sold separately. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. Ring bell for service. All models are over 18 years of age. Available in fine shoe stores everywhere. Small parts can present a choking hazard to children of parents who do not think before giving them toys. Take a number please. Product has not been tested by the FDA. Preservatives added to improve freshness. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Hard hat area. Sealed for your protection. The buss stops here. The buck stops here, too. Call before you dig. Add toner. Sanitized for your protection. Place stamp here. How about a nice game of chess? EXTERN use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your magic eight ball. Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures. Store in a cool dry place. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Use correct line voltage. If this software begins to smoke, run, do not walk, towards the nearest exit. Do not place near any magnetic source. Smoking this product may be hazardous to your health. Stop playing with that atomic pile. You are not in Kansas any more. I/O, I/O, its off to work I go. Slippery when wet. Do not exceed recommended daily allowance. For office use only. Not affiliated with the CIA. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. A proud sponsor of the local chapter of the old hackers home. Code used in this software was made from 100% recycled electrons. No left turn. No right turn. No u-turn. No outlet. No inlet. How the heck did you get here anyway? Prosecutors will be violated. No animals were used to test the runtime performance of this software. No extra salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, delete yourself immediately. If you suspect an overloaded operator, destroy immediately. Constantly volatile when exposed to static pointers. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Do you like gladiator movies? Contents under pressure. Restaurant package, not for resale. First pull up, then pull down. Call before digging. Driver does not carry cache. Auto pilot is engaged during flight. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Free software offer valid only at participating FTP sites. Slightly higher outside of the continental US. Allow 1 to 30 days for delivery. What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Motor vehicles only. Actually, I am a mouse in the middle of an incredibly complicated plot to take over the world. This disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of Bob, misuse, neglect, repair, attempted modification, bugs in the code, damage from improper installation, incorrect line voltage, cosmic rays, missing or altered serial numbers, attempting to actually use the product, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, and incidents related to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, alien attack, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, winter storm warnings, forest fire, flying squirrels, verbal assaults, military takeovers, or house arrest. Other restrictions may apply. Your mileage may vary. This software and disclaimer is copyrighted by Todd C++ Wilson. Say goodnight Gracey.
